Monday, 13 March 2017

The ULSSA President has a word for you...

The President of the University of Lagos Science Students Association, ADEGBITE MURISIQU OLALEKAN has a word for you today....read below.:

In this modern world, "why should a literate drop something or litter the environment to be swept by an illiterate?"

In a bid to ensure active sensitisation of your subconsciousness to bring about a healthy and neat environment cos they say cleanliness is next to Godliness.

For every particular spot in the faculty, there's an erected stand indicating the needful with respect to keeping your environment clean.

Please don't just read but also adhere and make possible 100% cleanliness in your surrounding. There's a bin for every 50 step you take, not only drop your trash in the bin but also kindly help pick if need be.

God bless you as you do so.
God bless YOU
God bless ULSSA
#MyULSSAYourULSSA

Remember, your health is important!

Don't forget to pass it on....

Campus Heat Awards: Fizzy'D and Jeffery need your vote....

Oh yes! The Campus Heat Awards is here.....!

Fizzy'D (Singer) and Jeffery (Dancer) need your vote to get nominated in the "Fresher's Segment" of the #CampusHeatAwards

C'mon guyz! Let's bring this home.....let's bring this to Unilag...

To nominate, visit campusheathq.com

See photo below for more info....

"We love you...." From Fizzy'D & Jeffery

Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Roy of Project Fame was seen today in Unilag

Do you know Roy Egekwu? Remember the 1st runner up of the Project Fame, season 4 (2011).

The "Omalicha" crooner was seen today in Unilag, discussing with some set of students....I'm sure its something on music...

See pics below....

Monday, 6 March 2017

Checkout this talented rapper in Unilag

I met this talented rapper in class...and I decided to video him....believe me dis guy is good!...lemme not talk too much....sit back and watch him rap to the late Dagrin's "pon pon" beat...

TBest his name.....#ListenCareful

Enjoy!

Watch video below....







Thursday, 2 March 2017

Free Internet Access For All Unilag Students

The University of Lagos is trying all its best to make the students happy.... as they introduce free internet facilities to all students on campus.... Read and follow the instructions carefully in order to gain access.

Free Internet For Students

The Free Internet Wi-Fi would allow the students to have access to the Internet and increase knowledge within the institution, whereby elevating them to the same level with their contemporaries at other institutions of learning. With this present economy climate, students that have Internet enabled devices but can’t afford the data bundles touted by the providers making Internet access a daunting task but the fact that its free allows it to cut across all age groups within the institution.
The Free Internet Wi-Fi can be accessed around Main Library of the Univeristy of Lagos. The guidelines to benefit this free service are as follows;

1. Put off your mobile data
2. Connect to the SPOTQWIX Wireless Network named ‘SPOTQWIX’
3. Launch your browser. You will be redirected to a REGISTER/LOGIN Page
4. For First time Users. Register with a Valid Email Address and Phone Number.
5. A text message with a OTP [One Time Password] Would be sent via text message.
6. Revisit your browser and fill in your Phone Number and the OTP sent via text.
6. If details entered are correct, a success page would be shown.
7. Enjoy the free service- 2hours a day or 150mb-both cumulative and whichever comes first.

Woooo....Datz y Unilag is d best *shines teeth*

See screenshot below:

Keeler

Keeler....wat an awkward name...still wondering how diz name came to life...hmmm...from the little English I know, "keeler" and "killer" are homophones (same sound) /ˈkɪlɚ/ (as if I know how to transcribe....for my mind). But how can a lady call herself "keeler"? U're also surprise? Yes.....itz a name of one girl in my dept. She said her nickname is "Keeler"....uuurgh! For Heaven's sake how come???

Well, her real name is Helen....she's beautiful (not 100% sha)....with figure infinity 😁 and I heard she's dating one guy lyk dat....one slim and handsome guy (not better than me sha).
But I don't know if he has ego (money)💵 Cos datz d main tin...if u no get money, u no fit handle any Unilag babe with ease....even Davido said it "owo ni koko"....OK...as I was saying...She's dating one guy in my dept...he's name? You don't need to know...but if u can decode it, gud for u.....

You add the letter before E to what the Yoruba call "honey"....

Datz it....I know u must have gotten his name. Ur biz!

If u're looking for diz girl...just mention dat name, Keeler and they'll know who u're looking for....immediately.... To tell u how popular she is in my dept.

So, Ms. Keeler....we want to know how u got dat nickname...wat motivated u to chuz dat name.....? tell us oooo....we're waiting!

Note: This post wasn't against anyone....pls don't take it serious.

Friday, 24 February 2017

#UnilagTrendz: The Crocs Slippers

The #UnilagTrendz is finally here! Here, we'll be talking about the tinz trending on Campus in the University of Lagos.... Anyway, this is our first blog post on this.... THE CROCS SLIPPERS.


The trend of the Crocs slippers has gone out of hand in the University of Lagos.... Wat do I mean? Every Unilag students want to rock diz so-called Crocs.

"Crocs"...wat an awkward name. Hmmm...Lemme guess.... It was derived from the word "Crocodile"? Maybe bcos barely looking at it, it looks like the body of a Crocodile.... Don't know if I'm correct sha...but itz a guess anyway.

Tuesday, 21 February 2017

#MakeThatMove #BreakTheBarrier: Close Up Storms New Hall, Unilag....

Today was a bang mehn...!

New Hall was filled with lots of students as Lamu, the microphone magician was live on campus for the #BreakTheBarrier #MakeTheMove by Close Up.

Lots of competitions (dance, singing, talent show, etc) took place and lots of prizes were won.....checkout some of the pics below...

Monday, 20 February 2017

....So, my country is the most corrupt one on earth

was surfing the internet last night...and I saw sumtin dat baffled me. It says "Nigeria is the most corrupt country in the world". Nigeria was ranked #1 amongst other countries like Iran, Colombia, Pakistan, etc.

Ever since I was a kid, we all have bn praying for Nigeria + fighting against corruption (datz abt 15yrs ago)....but itz getting worst second by second, minute by minute, hour by hour and day by day.
Can we defeat corruption?

We watch on TV, listen on the radio, see on the internet, read on newspapers different news of Politicians stealing our money....millions...even billions of naira. Not only the politicians are involved but also the citizens, policemen, businessmen, MDs, Heads of dept....I cant just stop mentioning them. We all are corrupt. We keep on blaming our leaders for the downfall if dis country...the question is "What have u done to fight corruption?".

We can't fight corruption at the top without dealing with  the ones around us....the ones we see with our naked eyes....on the street...in our homes...in our places of work....in schools...even in the church. Yes! I said "Churches". Do u know dat we have corrupt members in churches. U're wondering how? God has instructed us to pay our tithes... 10% of our monthly salaries.... But no! We start to negotiate with God....datz when we remember we want to do one or two tinz with the money (God's money). OK! Enough of d preaching.

Well, I'm not dat kinda of dude dat loves politics alot (people like IBK. Dis guy can argue politics for Africa)...if not, I would have gone extra mile discussing about corruption.... Even mentioning some corrupt leaders in dis country. (Mouth sealed...make dem no kan arrest me.) Am still a small boi who wants to enjoy life to the fullest *tongue out*...I no get time for police and their wahala....Before they say one UnilagPwins got arrested for accusing sososo leader. Na dem sabi.

We all should join hands together to fight against corruption. Some people say it is not possible to kill corruption.... My brother it is very possible...if u believe and act towards ur belief.

Nigeria can be the best country (hmmm...big dreams). Trust me!

Sorry! if u were expecting a long post...I write as d spirit leads *winks*....see u ma next post.. #I'mOff

#ActTowardsUrBelief

SkyPrince (Unilag finest boi😊)

Sunday, 19 February 2017

Interesting tinz u need to know about Unilag babes & their hostel

I want to look for trouble ooo...I just pray I don't get attacked by doz Unilag babes *tongue out*

I came across this post online....and I've decided to share it here....Enjoy!

After reading you can agree or disagree with this school of thought. if you didn’t attend that school you cannot say for sure even though you might have heard hair rising stories concerning the subject matter….

According to iCampus: ”To fully understand UNILAG girls, you need to dig deep and know the hostel they reside in school."

There are different categories of babes in UNILAG base on their hostel.
A UNILAG babe in hostel A is distinctively different from the one in hostel B, the only two things most UNILAG babes have in common is love for money and love for chicken and chips.

There are seven female hostels in UNILAG namely: Moremi, Kofo, Madam Tinubu Hall (MTH), Honours, Makama, Fagunwa, Amina… So let’s begin with these categories.

Makama, MTH and Fagunwa Girls (SUYA GIRLS):
Makama chics: It is said that to get a girl from Makama, all you need is two hot meat pies, a chilled bottle of Fanta and she’s all yours. Please make sure the meat pies are hot and the Fanta is chilled, apparently they prefer it that way.
To get MTH and Fagunwa babes all you need is just N200 Suya and they are yours. If you’re buoyant, you can take it several notches up by buying them chicken Suya instead. things like that tickle their fancy.
These three hostels are situated close to each other inside New hall (UNILAG’s ghetto) thus making them neighbours. People say new hall girls don’t have class and some say they love to party hard ,some also say they are cheap but the truth is that they aren’t classy.
They never stay inside their hostels so it’s not unusual if you see them roaming around new hall looking for boys to buy them food .

Moremi Girls (Chicken, Chips and Nerd Girls):
To get audience with a Moremi babe you must submit a plate of chicken and chips before she’ll listen to you. It doesn’t necessarily mean that she will answer you it just simply means she’ll give you audience.
Moremi babes prefer older men with cars and they date guys with money and mostly club boys, but we have some good girls (nerds) amongst them.

Honours Girls (Boring Girls):
Australia is a country people know about but nobody visits, that’s exactly how Honours hall is. It’s situated in a bushy swampy area in the middle of nowhere so they barely get visitors. Surprisingly, the students’ week of Honours Hall is the best female hall week in UNILAG..

Amina Girls (Aristo Girls):
I’m pretty sure you have heard about aristo and runs-girls of UNILAG, well 70% of the aristo and runs-girl stay in Amina hall, situated at the gate area. The hall is the first point of call for the big Alhajis and chiefs; when they come to pick up girls, they quickly branch at Amina Hall, negotiate the price and leave with the girls to go and complete business outside school.
Amina hall has one mad kissing spot outside it just right in front of the Queen Amina statue.
That’s where you’ll find the broke boys without cars kissing their babes, it’s always a pleasant sight to watch.

Kofo hall:
Some Kofo girls are also into runs though theirs is coded and not rampant compared to other female hostels. Rumour has it that most Kofo girls are freshers who are mostly influenced by their opposite neighbour hostel, Amina Hall. Lots of fellowship activities often held in the hostel helps to keep the girls calm thereby reducing the wayward life style. When you ask guys about Kofo Hall some will say “they are just there”.

If u're a female student in Unilag and u're in one of doz hostels mentioned above, I'll like to hear from u...just say something..and for the guys, if u want to date any unilag babe, u can follow d list above and make ur decision ASAP...pick d ones u can afford. Gudluck in ur selection.... I signout.

SkyPrince (Unilag finest boi)

Friday, 17 February 2017

Question of the day?

Came across this interesting story online...kindly read on.

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone except her loving boyfriend who was always there for her. She said if she could see d world she’ll marry her boy friend. One day someone donated a pair of eyes to her and she could see everything including her boyfriend. The boy friend asked “you can now see the world will u marry me now? The girl was shocked to see her boy friend blind too and refused to marry him. Her boy friend went away in tears and later wrote a letter to her saying..“just take care of my eyes dear. I will always love you forever”.
THE QUESTION NOW IS…IF YOU WERE THE GIRL WOULD YOU MARRY HIM? and IF YOU WERE THE BOY WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Drop your answers below...

Examination is around the corner....

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! How time flies....when did we even resume to meet exam around the corner. Beautiful! This is to tell us that "Time no dey"..."no time to check time". We gat few weeks to prepare towards the forthcoming exam, which is the 1st exam of the session (of the year actually). Many students have been busy preparing (lyk us *winks*) while others are still having fun.....some still celebrating Valentine (I laugh in Spanish).

"Like play like play", after March we're entering into the season of exam, the season of seriousness....and dis is the period where;

1. Library go full: It's only before/during exam that u see students using the school library..true or true? True. Some don't even know where its located not until exam time. Lol.
That's when u now see the library looking like the brt bus stop in my area....some have not done their library registration....just try to check those u know that haven't done theirs, one/two wks to the exam come back and tell me d result.

2. Overnight reading starts: I don't even know where to start from...cos this is where u categorize 99% of the students on campus. It's like without overnight reading, u can't pass...and it's during the overnight reading u meet lots of people like;
A. The sleepers: I don't need to explain....
B. The toasters: these are people that came just to woo one/two girls. That's their mission.
C. The eaters/chewing gum babes: u'll see different kinda students eating "orisirisi" and the gals chewing gum, dsturbing d peace of d class. Nawa o.
D. The preachers: some came to preach the gospel...and u can't tell them to stop cos u no want fight with God...abi nah.
E. The TO & FROs: these people own is to move around the class. Go out & come in...they're just jobless.
F. If u have others, feel free to mention them below.

3. Tutorials go sell: the kind of customers these people with get ehn..."no be small. Who no go go tutorial when u no wan fail"
And some tutorial will also carryout their own overnight classes and set their own test/exams.

The thing is everybody wanna pass and come out with a good grade....not bad...but is it possible? Is it possible for a coffin to be sold without a dead body? Absolutely NO!
Some are going to fail while some will pass...some will be suspended while some will remain. Let's tell ourselves the truth. The only way to be among the successful ones is to do what? Start preparing now. Don't wait till March or month end. Procrastination is bad..... Do it now and know it now. Well...the ball is on ur court. Wish u success in every of ur endeavor.

Hope u enjoyed this....like i said, feel free to comment. Let's hear from u...
See u in ma next post. Don't forget to drop ur comments and share before leaving.

Thanks for reading...do have a great day.

SkyPrince (Unilag finest boi *tongue out*)

Thursday, 16 February 2017

Is this what you call "fun in the university?"

So, this is how it looked lyk...this is what people call "fun in the university". It seems to be the opposite to me. Did I just say me? I don't think I'm the only one facing these "wahalas". All freshers on campus can testify...cos, I'm sure every single 100level student has his/her own story to tell. C'mon! We're facing hell in here.

I was discussing with a 300level student yesterday... All he told me was "guy be patient, this is just the beginning of the journey". Wow! It was an interesting discussion tho....and u know what? He's a 1st class material. So, he dished out some of the things that helped him in his 1st and 2nd yr in school, how he was able to achieve his goals within those period.....that'll be a post for another day.

What the 100level students are experiencing is not funny at all. You'd be like "what the eff! should I even dropout or what? Ehn...did u just say dropout? You must be kidding....dropout in ur 1st yr in school? Uuurgh...

Or maybe we've not gotten used to the "University life" that's why we feel so stressed out doing anything in school. Lemme not even talk about the things we face when we're about to enter into the auditorium for lectures in the morning...Lol. I know a fresher will understand what I'm talking about.

Uuurgh....I'm tired & already feeling sleepy, today was a stressful one (as if other days have not been)...I need to go to bed now before I start to type dubisssh....yaaay! I've started already.

I just need to say goodbye here...see u in ma next post on..... Wait till then.

Xoxo (as if I even know d meaning).

SkyPrince (Unilag Finest Boi *tongue out*)

Sunday, 12 February 2017

SEND ME COMMENTS!

Hello guys! Hope u've been enjoying my posts.....well, I'm new into this...and I've been trying my best.....lemme apologize for not keeping u guys updated these days....I've been hooked up with lots of works at school...pls bear with me.

Ever since I started this blog some weeks back, I've received mails and msgs from some students telling me to keep it up. Not bad...but it would be more preferable if u comment. Yes......SEND ME COMMENTS! It "gingers" me to compose and post more.... I love blogging and you're d only dat can encourage me by sharing ur thoughts on every of my posts.

Tell me what u would like to see more or less of.....I'll see what I can do. What I need from you are comments so that I can be sure dat u're reading this and appreciating it. So send in your comments.....OK?

Thank you.

SkyPrince.

Saturday, 11 February 2017

30 Things To Do Before Turning 30 (By Emeh Achanga)

When we were younger, we had the world in our palms, time seemed to stop as we basked in the euphoria of our youthful exuberance..Then you see 30 approaching and the panic sets in(in most cases)..You start to evaluate your life, compare with others and the thirst to succeed sets in..

In my case,I had the hunger to succeed at the age of 25..I started panicking ..I realized what I wanted ,and that was to be independent ..Be my own boss..How I hated a 9-5..It just wasn't for me..So true to my wishes, I only got jobs which entailed me not being tied down in the office..I moved around alot..So I was opportune to see things from a different perspective.....

And I decided, nor matter how hard it maybe, I would be my own BOSS by 30..That's totally dependent on myself,answerable to me only..That was my vow..

Some of my friends then had different dreams..Some, to be married,others to go abroad, some,to have a good job and all..So, at 29, I complied a list of things I should have achieved by 30..Did I accomplish all? Well, not too sure..But.I think I did pretty good...

So, yesterday, I was clearing out my old books and found the list tucked inside a magazine.I was so amazed and decided to share my list and elaborate on them with you guys....Because I love writing, cramping the whole 30 would be a lot to read so I'm dividing it into three parts..This is part one..Feel free to agree or disagree with my first 10..

1. Fall in Love-

Everyone should have fallen in love atleast once in your 30 years of existence..It doesn't matter who you fall in love with..Just do it..Sadly, there are many who have never experienced love before..For me, have I experienced true love? You know when you get older,and look back on your life, you then realize what you thought was love may not really be love..But,the word love is relative..My definition of love may be different from yours..

2.Fallen in Lust-

You can only appreciate true love when you fall in lust with someone .A man or woman should be able to tell the difference between those butterflies in the stomach and deep rooted love which stems from companionship and mutual respect.Hell yeah! I've been in lust before..And I look back now and was like WTF..It's part of growing up..Now I'm glad I experienced that before 30..Because nor matter how tempted I am,I'm not a slave to lust anymore,.I know what I WANT!

3.Be a graduate(in what ever capacity)

By 30 you should be a university graduate,a professional school graduate or even a vocational school graduate..Knowledge is power and it gives you an edge..You don't have to go to an expensive school, you could even resort to online courses.

4.Have made atleast a million bucks

Yes..a million..It could be dollars or in naira..But in 30 years of existing you should have. Before you roll your eyes,this could be material or intellectual..Some have ideas worth millions. If translated into reality, they would be worth more than a million..So you should have that million naira idea by 30.. Actualized or not!

5.Given up procrastination

Agree or not, most of us are guilty of procrastinating..This is the act of postponing things for a later date..Oh,I'll do it tomorrow, I'll write that proposal next week..I personally suffer from this deadly trait ..I know what I would have achieved if not for constant procrastinating..By 30, procrastinating should be your full fledged enemy

6.Taken a vacation

Atleast once in your 30 years, you should have taken a vacation..This is time out to reflect,rest and indulge your senses..You can't keep on working non-stop, you are bound to break down ..You need time out to evaluate your life,set new goals and directions and appreciate the beauty of being alive..Sadly, I haven't done this yet..Each time I travel,I'm still surfing the internet, blogging..Oh well!

7.Discovered your passion-

Yes,everyone has something they are passionate about..A few lucky ones discover early and follow their passion while others discover late and in some cases, some never ever find their passion but become slaves to a life they never enjoy..What's that thing you would gladly do for free,without earning a dime but still keep doing it ?What's that thing you do naturally? effortlessly?Do you sing,write,paint,draw, or even just sleep? Lol yes sleep.You could make a living out of sleeping..Want to know how? You could learn how to make sleep a better experience..Invent better pillows,mattresses ? room lights? you get where i'm coming from?

8.Have a job

Yes, you should have a job..In this day and time when unemployment is on the rise, it may seem like an insensitive thing to say .Which brings us back to discovering your passion..There is no excuse for being jobless by 30..Do something,think outside the box..No one willing to give you a job? Not to worry,be your own BOSS..That's the easiest thing to be..And I don't mean boss on Linkedin where everyone is a CEO and you wonder where the unemployed people are..Don't be scared to take on the most menial jobs..

I worked for close to a year without pay..Yes, I offered to because I loved writing ..And I can't explain how much good that period of free work did to me and my growth..Be inspired..

9-Have that One Ridiculous dream(DREAM BIG)

Oh yes! We all have that dream which many laugh out loud at when we say it..Sometimes, we are so scared of eve mentioning it .I used to dream Leonardo Di Caprio would come look for me in Jos and tell me I'm his Kate Winslet ..I used to tell everyone,I would marry him..(Lol .)Imagine Rihanna now dating him. I'm sure she was once like me,a young unknown girl in Barbados crushing over him in Titanic..Moral of the story is,no dream is too big to be a reality..Away from that, I still dream of being a musician..winning a Grammy..yes,with this my chicken voice..Lol..What's that ridiculous dream of yours?

10.-Experienced heartbreak

Oh yes! How can you appreciate love and feelings if you haven't felt the pain of being heartbroken..Some get heartbroken so many times their heart and personalities have become damaged ..However by 30, you should have learnt how to handle heartbreak,suck in pain and move on. Because that's what life is all about..It's not all roses..There's thorns in there..You should have felt heartbreak,cried over someone,picked yourself up and moved on..That is the ultimate test of strength,resilience and success..How well you handle yourself after heartbreak(s) is an indication of how well you handle life's disappointments..That said..no one should have control over your life..The bad eggs have to go,for you to pave way for your prince charming or princess..

One heartbreak,2,3,4? never mind,keep moving..But if the heartbreak is too frequent, maybe you should check yourself, change something about you,or give yourself a break,..
However, most of my most creative moments have been born during moments of pain. Sometimes, I crave for it..Bad ,but I've mastered the art of channeling my disappointments into creative masterpieces..

You should have learnt that by 30...

Saturday, 4 February 2017

Valentine Day: A serious msg to all freshers/staylites

Hello readers, how're y'all doing? Hope u've been having a nice time...and to all freshers, hope u've been enjoying ur stay on campus...well this message is so crucial to d freshers cos I know the staylites would have known their way. And we don't need to teach them how to manage their money with those Unilag babes..... 😉

OK. Without wasting much time, we all are anticipating towards Feb. 14th (Valentine day). A day of showing love to our friends and loved ones. Even before then, there wud be lots of events, shows, parries on campus and off campus. But here is d msg, DON'T BE LOST IN LOVE AND FUN. I know of people who have lost their lives on Valentine day. Some became extravagant, spendt money on their bae as if their father is the owner of World Bank...smh. And this is also the period where d ladies will collect lots of gifts and money from their various boos....we guys will now look like one fool to them..mtcheeew. And if someday dinno take them out, they'll think u're not serious with them, that u don't love them....don't mind them ooo. If u think u cannot take ur bar out for Val., pls tell her, make her aware now before its too late. And if u can't tell her, maybe bcos of how she'll react or u're shy, then look 4 a scope to break up with her. Yes, I said "break up"...not permanently ooo. Maybe after Valentine, u can now beg her to 4give u 😛.

And to d ladies, if u're in a relationship, try to understand.... No money 4 9ja (recession tinz). Try and manage with ur boo. Accept wateva he gives u. If its a peck or kiss for Valentine, no problem.

And to them Moremi, Makama, Tinubu, Amina babes if he decides to take u to Mavise or Cafe 2001, pls bear wit him. So, u think I'll mention Salado..... Never!!! (U wan wreck ur boo?). Pls, we're trying to economize tinz here. Whereas he decides to take u to lagoon front, I tink it's better....he won't even spend more than #300 on u. Soft drink= #120, 2 snacks= #100. That's #220. There's even #80 change 😉. Hmmm...u can dah one to buy table water (not even pure water dis time.....). It's not our fault oooo. Na recession cause am.

One more tin, if u're suspecting that ur boo is trying to break up with u, u don't need to b surprise. He's trying to save himself from spending on Valentine day. He still loves u. U just need to b patient with him. If he truely loves u, u'll see dat towards the month end, he'll come begging u,.....and pls 4give him. 😉

Like I said, don't be lost in love and fun on dat day.....and 4 u guys that re forming big boy (OBO), God will catch u on Feb. 14th. Pray u don't jam one Igbo gal 4rm Moremi hall or else..........u know nah.

Enjoy ur Valentine Day.....play safe, be smart and to d guys "be like Arsene Wenger".....Happy Val in advance.... Don't 4get to share and drop ur comments before leaving. See ya in ma nxt post.

SkyPrince

Monday, 30 January 2017

Why Students Fail During Examination....

Hello readers.... hope y'all are doing good? Well, this time it's not a gist this time *sigh* whereas it's something educative, inspiring, and can help you now even during your examination.

If I ask, why do students fail exam? I expect to get answers like lack of diligence and poor preparation. And I quite agree, particularly with all the distractions of this time. But do you know it's more than that.... Most students don't read only when it's close to exam time in which there won't be much time to cover up the whole syllabus....

Well, my drift here however is that, there are more subtle reasons why students fail exam, and attention needs to be paid to them to reduce the failure figure and rate. The reasons are mentioned below:

Sunday, 29 January 2017

Can you compose the Unilag Anthem?? If yes, read this....

The University of Lagos was established by an act of the Federal Parliament in April 1962 . Fifty -five years after , the University continues to fulfill the vision of the founders of this great Institution .
It is common practice in institutions of higher learning to have an anthem depicting their mission and vision as well as core values . The Management of the University of Lagos hereby invites gifted and competent members of the University community ( students and staff) and alumni to submit suitable lyrics – with or without music – from which the best will be selected to become a worthy anthem for the University .

Guidelines:

The anthem should:

1. Not be more than three stanzas ;

2. Reflect creatively the mission , vision and core values of the University ;

3. Depict the status of the University as “the University of First Choice and the Nation’s Pride ”;

4. Resonate its slogan of “Great Akokites”;

5. Crystallize the philosophy of the University of Lagos ;

6. Be free of any religious traces or overtones either in sound or meaning ; and
If by music, the rendition should be artistically appealing and backed up with appropriate rhythm and orchestration.


Submission of Entry:

The entry should be sent to:

e -mail : registrar@unilag.edu.ng

Secretary, Unilag Anthem Committee,

Registrar’ s Office, 5 TH Floor, Senate House ,
University of Lagos, Akoka , Lagos.

Rewards : Winning entries will attract handsome cash rewards.

Closing Date : All entries should be received on or before Friday, April 7 , 2017.

Friday, 27 January 2017

Campus Choice Awards 2017

Nigerian Campus Choice Awards presents "Campus Choice Awards 2017" tagged "unleashing the next campus celebrities".
The list of categories up for nomination are:

Thursday, 26 January 2017

My Own View On 'The Unilag Alumni Edutainment Fiesta 4.0'

The talk about the Unilag Alumni Edutainment Fiesta 4.0 has come and gone. On Tuesday, 24th Jan. 2017 was a day d students of d University of Lagos will neva forget as d event was live on campus. It was a great event as we had some performances by Harrysong, Mayorkun, Joel and some other upcoming artistes including comedians like Akpororo, Helen Paul and Omobaba.

I must say that I was very disappointed with many aspects of the show and I will try to leave pettiness aside and concentrate on salient errors, noticed from a viewer's point of view.

Sunday, 22 January 2017

MEET 22YEAR OLD OYINDAMOLA OMOTUYI, BEST GRADUATING STUDENT 2015/2016 SET

Meet 22year old Oyindamola Omotuyi who is set to convocate on the 24th of january as the Best graduating student for the 2015/2016 session from the department of Systems Engineering with a perfect cgpa of 5.0

Here’s our short interview with her.

Was 5.00 GPA your target from the day you got into Unilag?
Not at all. When I finished my first year, my fellowship- The Redeemed Christian Fellowship had overcomers award and encouraged us to do well academically even spiritually so I was challenged by it.

Were you this exceptional when you were in secondary school? Like you had straight A’s in your WAEC?
I had 1st position from Jss1-Sss3. I also finished as the best graduating student in my set. Though I did not have straight As in WAEC but they were all distinctions.

How easy was it to graduate with a 5.0?
Well, I must say it’s been God all through. He provided wisdom at every point. Also, He brought my coursemates and friends who helped me immensely. The likes of Laurina, Rotimi, Gbemi, Yemisi, Tofunmi, The 5, Squad45, Samah, Fesobi, Bidemi, Queenette, TLP etc. I worked a lot with people. It’s good to include that there were challenges but the beautiful thing is that they were for a short while. It was not easy but considering the fact that God provided strength all the way, I would say it was easy with God

How often did you use the library since there were many things to read?
To be candid, I went to the library mainly in my first year. Most of my readings were in my room and faculty.

What would you advise students, both the incoming and those already in school, to do to have an excellent result?
It’s good to read but yet read rightly. Ride on the wings of those that have gone ahead. Ask questions about the nitty gritty of the course and what the lecturer wants. During exams, write what your lecturer want to see not what you want to write. Work with your classmates. I must say that I did what every normal student will do e.g. Read, go for overnight etc. But what kept me there and sustained me is the Lord. Thank you.

Source: campusclique

Tuesday, 17 January 2017

CHECKOUT THE TOP 5 EATERIES IN UNILAG

1. SALADO -This café is undoubtedly the most patronized café in school (at the moment) even by lecturers and outsiders. Located at the SUB of the school, close to the Amphi Theater and the sport center. Salado has one of the best eating environments even though some jobless people just go there to chill without buying anything and some people also complain that the food is sometimes salty.

2. MAVIS -This café is located at the Red Bricks of Science behind JaJa Hostel close to GT Bank. Always patronized by Science students, Moremi girls, Law students, Engineering students and also bankers of the banks in this area of the school. Mavis can also be conducive until the crowd gets too much and the place becomes too hot.

3. IYA MORIA -Would have been number one, if not for the poor attitude of the vendors (they act like if you don’t buy food there you can’t buy elsewhere), the food is super good though. Iya Moria located at the DLI area of the school would have passed for number one but for the total packaging Salado has and the poor customer care of Iya Moria food vendors.

4. OLAIYA -This is without argument the café you will get the best “okele” (swallow) in school. Ranging from Amala to Fufu, Olaiya has it all. With 2 branches in school, a very good customer service, a good eating environment, a very tight total package, Olaiya is where you need to visit (if you haven’t). With locations at the FSS complex and at the complex at education bounding Amina hostel by the right, though people complain that the oil in the stew is sometimes too much.

5. AGOYIN PALACE-When it comes to bread and beans in University of Lagos, the only right place that comes to mind is Agoyin Palace. Though the food is usually too small, it is always sweet with the same taste every time. Located at the JAJA complex near the Unilag staff school, the only problem they have is expansion (the place is way too small and its always hot).
(Had to just put this in)

*CITS (AUNTY SEUN)- When you think of eating noodles out in Unilag, Aunty Seun’s Indomie is the right choice for you. With different “eroja” (spice), a conducive eating atmosphere, quick delivery (as they have to cook the noodles after your order), always chilled drinks and good customer relation. Though the café heats up as soon as Unilag Nepa do what they know how to do best.

NOTE: this is my own opinion; some Unilag girls may have other opinions as they patronize these café more than guys because they don’t cook. (No be me write this last part ooo!!!)
Source: http://musicnobs.com/2015/03/26/top-5-cafe

Sunday, 15 January 2017

PHONE SEX

Phone sex is common among teenagers and adolescents. I am not saying adults don’t do it. Phone sex could be oral or written. Thanks to blackberry messenger the latter has become more common. From peoples’ views, I heard it’s so fun, yet annoying because after everything has been said (typed) & done, one goes to bed alone horny. A mere late night chat leads to loads of things…….

Mr. Yinkxx: hello

babydammy: hi.

Mr. Yinkxx: how are you doin?

babydammy: I’m fine oh. Right where you leave me.

Mr. Yinkxx: #gbagaun

babydammy: ode ni e. Mistake jo. U sha left me.

Mr. Yinkxx: ah ahn! How can u say dat?I dint leave u jo.

babydammy: yes, you did.

Mr. Yinkxx: sowi, I’ve been busy with work.

babydammy: I bliv u sha.So how are you doing?

Mr. Yinkxx: doing fine, omo-boy gas hustle naw.

babydammy: true! and how’s your gf?

Mr. Yinkxx: she’s fine, she hz traveld for 2weeks now.

babydammy: ok

Mr. Yinkxx: I miss u oh. Really long I saw u mehn. Esp that your smile

babydammy: *iBlush*I miss u too.

Mr. Yinkxx: when r we seeing sef?

babydammy: depends on you now. You know babcock is on holiday, u’re the busy office guy.

Mr. Yinkxx: lol… how about this weekend. We see a movie, then get drinks & go to my place.

babydammy: if you say so oh.

Mr. Yinkxx: I mean it jo.. u know I alwz love ur coypanyCompany*I cant wait to see you.

babydammy: I cant wait to see you too. I like your DP, cute!

Mr. Yinkxx: thanks hun. So what you doing atm?

babydammy: nothing. Jus lying down & chatting with you dear.

Mr. Yinkxx: same here. Lying down in my room alone.

babydammy: don’t worry I’m coming to keep u company.

Mr. Yinkxx: lol.. I so wish dear. I miss our last time out.

babydammy: I miss it too. It was such a wonderful time.

Mr. Yinkxx: I miss kissing u…

babydammy: Hmmm.. I hear you. Dt made me close my eyes for a bit

Mr. Yinkxx: looking forward to this weekend……wanna kiss ur lips, neck, boobs & tins

babydammy: Omg.. pls stop Yinka. Don’t make me start thinking already

Mr. Yinkxx: & I will like u to kiss me back passionately.Making ur head fallin back when I kiss ur neck & touch ur boobsOnly if I cud make a wish rite now. You will appear in my room

babydammy: Ughhhhh…Stop…I want!!!……

Mr. Yinkxx: Tryin to get it off my head

babydammy: In dt bit second, d feelin wz mad

Mr. Yinkxx: I wish u cud just knock on my door rite now. I open up for you & ders this long silence & stare.

babydammy: what will now apn after d long silence & stare *sigh*

Mr. Yinkxx: Make u lean against wall, my right hand on ur cheek & d other on ur waist…kissing you affectionately

babydammy: OMG!!!

Mr. Yinkxx: Ur hands around me too

babydammy: Jeez!!!!

Mr. Yinkxx: Sliding my fingers into ur hair…as kiss goes on

babydammy: u know jus how I like it. I am staring at your pic and biting my lips,*Dreaming n imagining*

Mr. Yinkxx: My oda hand coming up slowly, caressing ur curves Ur moaning quietly too

babydammy: OmfggggI miss u so much I wanna cry

Mr. Yinkxx: Touching ur boobs Bending to kiss ur neck, lick ur ear

babydammy: Ahhh!! Yinka, Uv killed me

Mr. Yinkxx: Ur hands restlessly all over me

babydammy: U sure knw how to get me

Mr. Yinkxx: Touchin ur boobs as u rip off my shirt, I unlock ur bra wit a snap too.now we lying down, & I’m just goin to suck on d boobs

babydammy: OmgOmgOmgUr making me want you so much

Mr. Yinkxx: you know I cant resist you

babydammy: I am freaking turned on.

Mr. Yinkxx: In a split second, ur top is off. D body kissing is more Slowly from ur cute lips Gently to ur neckHands on ur boobs & down & down

babydammy: i picture u inside me

already.Omg.. I’m wet Heart is beating real fast here Ohhhh lawd!

Mr. Yinkxx: I want to slide ur panties to d left & lick u upTickle u wit my tongue

babydammy: Oooooooooh myyyyyyy gawd!!!!

Mr. Yinkxx: Tongue rubbing fast on ur c**t, as u grab your boobs firm

babydammy: OMGooooodnesssssss!!!I dnt thnk I’ve ever wanted you ths much b4Uv made me so horny

Mr. Yinkxx: IMG01193-20091009-0222.jpg (57.89 KB)

babydammy: OmggggggggggggggggI wantttttAhhhh

Mr. Yinkxx: first tin on Saturday, even before movie.

babydammy: pls yesss! Ths is sweet torture

Mr. Yinkxx: My hard d**k point rite in front of ur V as I step to kiss u again

babydammy: Ahhhh jeez

Mr. Yinkxx: Licking ur lips

babydammy: plsssss stop Ur making me want you yinka more thn everOmggggggI’m so freaking wet

Mr. Yinkxx: I’m imagining u holding my dick
babydammy: I promise to treat it way beta dan I’ve alwz don.

Mr. Yinkxx: Awww I just held it.Hardest I eva seen A warm place it craves

babydammy: Ahhh ths is so bad Gawd! I want u to slide inside me as slow as possible.
Mr. Yinkxx: yes, baby.

babydammy: than fast & good like u alwz
did.Ok! Ok!! Ok!!! Stop!!!! I’m sorry I had to interrupt that.



Your guess is as good as mine; saturday went very fine & mad. But the remaining part of the night was terrible for yinka & dammy. I’m sorry if you felt restless while reading the convo. I really think this act should stop. Phone sex does more harm than good. Shikena!!! You can fix an appointment for your braps, but spare yourselves the torture.

N.B: this is not a porn blog, neither is it a #subliminal against you. I sense guilty conscience.

SAY NO TO PHONE SEX....IT'S DANGEROUS!

Source: http://www.2ndelawalblog.wordpress.com

Are you a fresher in Unilag in the Faculty of Science or Education? Here are tips on how to get at least 4.5/5.0 at the end of the semester

Dear year 1 faculty of science and education students!

I am Hammed Olawale Catalyst a year 3 mathematics and statistics student, a seasoned tutor and an advocate of common sense.

I write you today because your been a scholar i.e getting at least 4.5/5.0 at the end of this semester means everything to me. I write you today because I am positive that I would have done better if someone had written something like this for my set (be the change that you seek kind of orientation is making me do this). I write you today because I know you need proper guidance and sanguine orientation so as to reach beyond the skies. I write you today because I know you are not sure of what and what you really need so as to do exceptionally well. I write you today to add direction to your magnitude.

I will like to describe this semester as the semester FSCs because you all irrespective of your department will offer FSC 111 - 115. Now let me critically tell you how to get all A(s) in all the FSCs.

YES I SAID ALL A(s).

(1) FSC111 (Biology)

Please attend all classes for this course and ensure that you are actively involved by writing and asking questions when you don't get it.

Trust me you will enjoy the lecturers so much.

You will be asked to register for laboratory work please do but try not to be the first set of people to go and register because the earlier you register determines how early you do your practical on your day. This is because the first set will come down to tell you everything they would have done before you go up and trust me, it is the same thing you go and do when you get there so been second or third set on your own day gives room for asking early birds some questions which means you already have your answers ready in your head before entering the laboratory unlike them.
Don't try to write any answer on any paper before going in o.

Do not miss your 3 labs for anything!

Read your note and any other material you get. (I have a material for you for free).

Get familiar with at least 3 years examination past questions. Past question comes out a lot.
.

Do all that and get your A!!!

Saturday, 14 January 2017

12 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU WILL ALWAYS MEET WHEN YOU GO FOR OVERNIGHT READING IN UNILAG

1. Customer care agents:
This category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time they came to class till they sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers:
This category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimpse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study

3. The late comers:
This is common among girls. When you get to class from 6-9pm, you will discover that the class is almost empty. They are waiting till 11:30 when their presence will be noticed.

4. The preachers:
I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to talk to them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God’s word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves, but they aint really common in unilag

5. The itinerant readers:
They are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six different classes in a night.

6. The unarmed robbers:
Yes I call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. They steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person’s level of expertise and stealing intentions.

7. The chronic sleepers.
Hmmmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they will leave. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that they snore without regards and they fart without conscience.

8. The ash-crammers:
They are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.

9. The eaters::
They will buy biscuit, viju-milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, in fact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.

10. The pingers:
This set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with up to three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading on social media

11. The single and searchers :
If i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.

12. The last of it all is the couples:
They will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class noni.

Source: AkokiteLounge

UNILAG FRESHER PARTY

Are you a fresher in Unilag? Are you a great Akokite? Do you rep #TeamUnilag
It's here again....the Unilag Fresher Party in collaboration with DJ Blaq Beatz Birthday Bash (Unilag FM DJ)

Venue: 25, Ibikunle Str., off Unilag road, Yaba.
Date: 27th January, 2017
Time: 3pm

ULSSA FRESHERS WEEK

University of Lagos Science Students Association Fresher's Week coming through and it's a complete package for all Ulssaites

MONDAY: FRESHERS ORIENTATION
Time: 1-3pm
Venue: LT026
This includes talks on mentorship, how to overcome distractions in school, Building your CGPA, etc

TUESDAY: RE-ORIENTATION FOR STAYLITES & SENSITIZATION PRACTICE
Time: 12-2pm
This involves sensitization on the academic and welfare packages available for staylites and involves cleaning of our immediate environment.. as we know Cleanliness is next to Godliness

WEDNESDAY: ULSSA FRESHERS GAMES
Time: 1pm-6pm, Venue: LT009
This involves Board  Video Games with mouth-watering cash prize rewards attached

FRIDAY: FRESHERS HANGOUT
Time: 3pm till night fall
Venue: Science car park extension
Enough Barbecue and Free Punch for Freshers

YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS WEEK FOR ANYTHING

#LEGGO

Signed:
AGBAJE NB

ULSSA FRESHERS GAMES

ARE YOU A FRESH ULSSAITE?

THIS IS FOR YOU...
FRESHERS BOARD GAMES COMPETITION

Date: 18/1/17
Time: 1pm-6pm,
Venue: Quadrangle

This involves Board-Games between 1-4pm (Ludo, scrabble, monopoly, draft, ayo, chess, table tennis, etc) and Video Games between 4-6pm @ Lt009 (PS3&4) 🎮🎰🎮 and there will be mouth watering rewards 🏆.

COME AND REP YOUR DEPARTMENT

MUSIC UNLIMITED🎼

DON'T MISS OUT OF THE FUN.

SIGNED: ADESINA ABIODUN P.
(ULSSA SPORT SEC)

Courtesy: Unilag Pwins

Edutainment 4.0

Here comes the turn up of 2017. It's the biggest and the most colourful programme in January....last year we had the likes of koffi, Kenny blaq,  Teju baby face and many more....

Now anticipate  no more

Edutainment 4.0

As usual
Microphone Magician:
✅ LAMU

Featuring:
Harrysong, Mayorkun, koker, Jaywon

✅ Comedy:
Akpororo, omobaba, Helen Paul

Date: 24th January, 2017
Time: 4pm
Venue: Sport Centre Unilag

✅ Gate fee: free for all

Don't miss it as the memories will be unforgettable.........

Produced by:
Bunmi Davies

Supported by:
Obrigado entertainment

Security  guaranteed

SEE YOU THERE!!!

Tuesday, 3 January 2017

Hello folks!

Hi readers....

You might be wondering, "watz dis blog all about?" Got ur question, right? Chill! Don't u worry. As u read on u'll surely get an answer to that. Ok! Where was I?

Yaaaay! I didn't introduce maself. E ma binu! (Don't be annoyed)....
I'm Prince Nwachukwu, but people call me as SkyPrince. Thinking of how I got dat awkward nickname? Lol! That'll be a post for another day jare.
I was born on 4th June, some decades ago. (I'm still a small boy oo) and was brought up right here in the city of Lagos. I'm a fresher in the University of Lagos.... One of the best Uni. in Nigeria *tongue out*.

Let's get back to business... Wat dis blog is all about. Well, it's a platform where the voice of the great Akokites can be heard.... Also I'll be dishing out some interesting gists happening right here on campus.

I hope I give you all that one thing u're experrng (in Falz voice) from a blogger lyk me and you all showing me love by revisiting and sharing my posts.

Thanks.

SkyPrince